Saturday, November 23, 2013

Before Apple Pancakes Refinishing the Floor


The third rule of refinishing a floor is not to step in the Varathane while laying it down. The contingency plan to mitigate this possible eventuality is to lay it down in stocking feet and to carry a fresh pair of stockings in one’s back-pocket. When changing stockings be sure not to sit in wet Varathane. This will only make matters worse.

The floor came out reasonably well. I’m happy with it, but there was a steep learning curve along the way. Stepping in it is no good.

The first rule is that you cannot sand enough and never be stingy with tack cloth. Go over it twice. The corners can be cleaned with a sharp chisel. By the time you have finished rough sanding, you will have taken off 1/16 of an inch wood. You can shave that with a sharp chisel. But here’s the thing about chisels. Most come from China and even brand new, they are not sharp. Hone the chisel on a diamond stone some before going at the corners. From there take everything down to 320 or 400 grit sand paper with an orbital sander.

The second rule is not to trust the manufacturer’s instructions for laying down Varathane. They are sketchy at best and almost misleading to the point of fooling you into believing the job will be a piece of cake. But they do warn you not drink the stuff, to be careful with fumes and to evacuate the area should you get lightheaded and dizzy. You probably don’t want to get the stuff in your eyes either.

They say on the can you can lay down a second coat after 5 or 6 hours without sanding. This is a hopeful lie. After five or six hours the stuff doesn’t flow smoothly. It pools unevenly.

Lay down a coat. Let it dry and harden for 12 hours. Sand it out and tack cloth and repeat three or four times. (It should be noted the Rust-Oleum people who make Varathane offer no suggestions on their WEB site as to how best apply it. The instructions are a scant three tiny sentences in the smallest of type on the back of the can. (Even with my “readers” on, it was hopeless. I needed a magnifying glass.)  

The final and forth rule for refinishing a floor – do it in good light. It’s impossible to evenly coat a surface if you can’t see how the finish is laying down.

Once again a life’s lesson is relearned. There are no shortcuts. The same thing is true with apple pancakes. (Next post. And oh, such more tasty.)